i also enjoy anonymity.
P.O.O.P.
People Order Our Patties.
That is why I get the anons.
Uhh… Oprah? Kidding.
I am too busy for your bullshit! I have important business to attend to. Like, teaching myself how to do this…
I’m lactose-intolerant.
Btdubs, the title should have a question mark, not a period.
(Source: bo-verdosing, via sour-patch-parents)
truckerjohnkilledgod replied to your post: funnystuff-ftw replied to your post: What is my…
Except wait. The twist here is that it’s not her sister, funnystuff-ftw is just terrible at wording things. And the REAL twist is that im stupid.
No, she really is my sister. I don’t understand what you’re saying, but okay! And, nothing is “gon get real.” We almost never fight. Besides if I really wanted to fight I’d just yell because she’s right across the hallway.
My fucking cat is sitting outside my window meowing because she is stuck on the roof. It’s not like I can do shit to shut her up. She’s retarded and can’t just go back the was she came.
funnystuff-ftw replied to your post: What is my life?
Why is my thinking you’re dad’s favorite a bad thing? lolol
Because I’m clearly not.
I needed a smile today.
(via funnystuff-ftw)
sour-patch-parents replied to your post: i would love to adopt you.
I could deff. adopt you. Bo is love
HECK. YES.
So, like, half of my friendships? Yeah.
(Source: darlingimcominghome)
You have to put up with my fangirling over Bo Burnham, and John Green.
